When my wife "volunteered" me to be one of the men auctioned off for her club's fundraiser, I was reluctant, but when she told me her best friend Maggie was determined to be my highest bidder, I felt more relaxed. I wasn't sure what she had in mind, but I figured that it would involve some manual labor, especially since Maggie had been divorced for a year. I was partly correct.
A young woman goes out to a club to take her mind off of the anniversary of the end of her failed marriage. She hopes to meet a sexy man to take her mind off of it. She does. But she soon regrets it.
A trip to the local Manchester United bar and a Sunday match between ManU and Liverpool had all the excitement this old man could stand. My pacemaker was running wild with each score and I had to pee...NOW! The 'restrooms' were genderless and I took the first one. It was the Ladies...and there was a baby changing table. This is what I thought. Several tags are incidental to the story.