Bill believes in monogamy but when his wife has an affair his marriage is exposed as a sham. Expecting to be lonely, he finds that a 50yo in reasonable shape is valued by many women. He ends up disillusioned but far from despondent.
Jim finds a horny, pregnant slut in place of the co-worker he expected to carpool with. She makes him an offer of sex he can't refuse, but will his co-worker return and catch them going at it? Does the horny stranger he's screwing have a secret she hasn't told Jim? (Illustrated)
Mandy and her friends are big into escape rooms. They've traveled across the country doing different rooms and breaking records. Now they face their biggest test: an Ultra Mega Escape Room the size of a warehouse. And for some reason, a lot of the puzzles seem to require removing items of clothing...
A trip to the local Manchester United bar and a Sunday match between ManU and Liverpool had all the excitement this old man could stand. My pacemaker was running wild with each score and I had to pee...NOW! The 'restrooms' were genderless and I took the first one. It was the Ladies...and there was a baby changing table. This is what I thought. Several tags are incidental to the story.