The rehab unit PA System sounded the urgent warning “Patient Unresponsive - Code Blue Team to Room 122.”

Felice shouted to Naomi “Auguste’s Room ... STAT!” Both of them really worried what might have happened to Auguste that required the Code Blue Team.

Together they grabbed the crash cart and ran to Room 122 to find Auguste unattended, gown in disarray, semi-erect cock sticky and stuck to his thigh. A quick check of his vitals showed a racing pulse, very low blood pressure and shallow breathing.

“Oh My God,” cried Naomi, “Where should I start?”

Felice told Naomi “You give his testicles the Squeeze of Life. Then give his cock some serious sliding compression.”

Felice continued, “I’m going to give him intense olfactory stimulation by face painting him with the fragrance of my ripe cunt. Our erotic sensory overload neurovascular therapy should shock his heart back into stable synchrony.”

Chart Entry: “Applied compressive vascular technique in combination with appropriate natural stimulant inhalation therapy until patient Auguste was VERY responsive and the cardiovascular anomaly was evaluated, treated and stabilized.”

Story by Auguste
Illustration by Mat