Fiction Stories

In the ultimate cliche, I caught my wife cheating with my best friend. But there were too many innocents, like my daughter, who'd be hurt by a quickie divorce. So i offered my own version of DACA. Deferred Action for Cheating Assholes. But it didn't work out the way I thought it would

Stories in the Worship Of The Butt Universe
Who's butt is the best? I was asked to judge the winner of a bet.

An archaeologist finds a statuette of a Fertility Goddess on a dig and is compelled to smuggle it home, where it causes changes in her, her children, her neighborhood, and more.

People have been making the beast with two backs for hundreds of years. Malkyn and Leo, teenaged siblings in the winter of year 526, accidentally find themselves doing exactly that one cold winter's night.

A story in the Mage and Magic Universe
A mage in hiding for something he didn't do, has a surprising discovery'

Getting ahead sometimes mean getting down... Getting ahead as an intern is no easy thing, and Livi is surprised by an unusual proposition to advance her career. All she had to do was agree to let him transform her into and live with him for a time. He didn't know that she had always fantasized about being transformed, and just couldn't resist the temptation. Now she gets to find out how hot a few adjustments can be.

A naive couple joins two swinger couples for a summer fun day in a water park then an adult hotel. They don't object to the stripping rules for the mini golf game for a reason. They later get lessons in oral and fingering.

Cari Creambottom is a lonely, overworked Christmas elf. On the verge of getting fired from Santa's Workshop, she's on a mission to redeem herself. She must get eggnog produced by a group of all-male elves. It's going to take more than 'pretty please' to get the job done. What's a naughty elf to do? The Seasons of Love series follows these sultry elves. Each book corresponds with a holiday/season.