An Inhuman Love Story A sailor, just a young man, and horribly bored with a life of peeling potatoes, nearly dies to a horrible sea creature. A mermaid saves his life. Delightfully cheesy romance and inhuman/human sex ensues.
The messages that I'd written on the backs of innocent photos of my darling daughter were only ever intended to be for my eyes. They'd been written late at night to help release what I knew were my ever-unattainable desires for her. Then one day she found them.
If you are having a bad day and need a lift, perhaps reading the items under this title will give you a pick up. I hope you enjoy!! Feel free to forward to friends. Be advised the jokes you are enjoying were not created by Jack Spratt but are from many sources, many are from readers. I claim no copy-right to any of them. There are bound to be some repeats, so if you find one just ignore it. / (Reviews)
Don lived in his truck. His downtime passion was playing at prospecting for gold. After surviving the adventure with the hijackers, that changed; his rig had been totally destroyed. Thinking back, it appeared the only good thing that happened to Don recently, was George Pratt’s daughters, Jayden, and Sarah, were now his wards, from a dedicated bachelor to a daddy, in what seemed a matter of days. And now there’s more, more daughters that is!!
Jennifer and Mark were university students who were 21 years old and lived together. Mark was like any other horny young man, always pestering Jenn for sex. Jenn worked the summer months at the YMCA, counseling troubled youth and dreamed of one day working as a counselor. Mark loved taking pictures of the two, especially during erotic times and got the brain wave to send Jenny an email with some of pictures while she was working at the YMCA.
Jake Conway has fought his way through school and at eighteen the end is in sight. At the bottom of the popularity heap, he can't wait to leave school and start a new life. But then The Pulse happens and his life is changed for ever.
The fate of Humanity rests in the hands of one inhuman assassin. This was inspired by the Iced Earth CDs "Framing Armageddon" and "The Crucible of Man", excellently written by Jon Shaffer. This is just my take on the tale itself.
Johnny is approached and seduced by the FBI into him giving help to an agent recovering from her injuries. Over the next few months he is lied to and manipulated by the agent and the Bureau. The first promise of happiness goes sour and he has to keep searching.