The second (in posting sequence) of my four best stories, in my never humble opinion. Shakespeare should've said, "First, let's fuck all the lawyers." You've probably never thought of lawyers as hardon making, but you've never met this arrogant, expensive, big-dicked defense lawyer, or the federal judge he pisses off.
What's a minister to do when he comes back to the house to get his wallet and overhears his younger son (Sam, 13) persuading his older son (Mac, 18) to suck him...and clearly not for the first time? Give them a hellfire and brimstone sermon? Or sneak up on them while stroking his own thick and leaking meat? What's a heavenly father to do?
Halloween 2024
When Wendy's older brother Craig mocks her claim that she is now a witch, she says she'll teach him a lesson by casting a spell on him. Craig is left shaken by what happens next. Then her father Andrew confronts her about making her brother uncomfortable with her claims of witchcraft. Wendy says she'll have to teach her father a lesson by casting a spell on him too, and he is also left shaken. If they confront Wendy together, surely they'll be able to get her to admit that she's not a witch.
A boy genius decides it would be good to be king. He sets about making it so. While he is an ABSOLUTE monarch, he is not a sadist. In fact, his favorite activity is helping pretty girls reach orgasm. He applies his scientific mind to making his kingdom a good place to live.
NOTE: This story is not about zoophilia. It is a tongue-in-cheek reference to using Animal Husbandry techniques to breed a better human.