Secret Agent, James Blonde, faces his most difficult, yet rewarding mission, when he is forced to pay a little visit to Chrystal Heights. Question: What happens when you mix Ian Fleming, J.K. Rowling, Raymond Chandler, Monty Python and Erotic Bimbo author extraordinaire, Chrystal Wynd? Answer: An absurd parody that I hope will make you all laugh and give you a warm feeling (in your men and lady parts, that is, lol). Enjoy!
After she finds pictures of her husband and her best friend, Suzie decides to get her own: she'd been fascinated by the practice of 'dogging' that she ran across on the internet. She found a 'dogging' location and her adventures began.
A Wrist Deep in the Cunt Hole Story I met a (fake) baroness in the sauna who was more slutty than she would let on. After I got her to beg for my fist in her cunt, I made her drink piss and fist me as well.
Pete finally meets the lady on the other end of the phone. After talking for almost a year they decide to meet for coffee and a walk around the mall. The rest, as they say, is history.