A sixty year old man advertises for a girl. He promises to put her through college if she pleases him. A lovely young one responds and the question is, what is the meaning of "please?"
Melanie's boyfriend has sent her a sexy chair for Valentine's Day, but he's halfway around the world, so Melanie asks her neighbor Nils to help break it in.
Fourteen-year-old virgin William found a gold pendant one day while walking a dog. A couple of wonderful, but somewhat baffling, encounters with the opposite sex make him suspect it may be far more than just a lucky charm.