There are monsters among us. The most frightening thing about them is that they don't look like monsters and don't act like monsters until... well, until they do. Richard Pauling was one. Maybe the only one of his kind. Or was he? This is a love story, or the closest thing to love that monsters can feel.
Wishes can be wonderful things, but when misspoke, all kinds of bad things can happen. In this case, a young woman, who has just found true love makes a wish that changes the world forever.
I guess the traditional thing to do at the end of summer is to write about what you did. Well, I had a great summer this year so here are some of the highlights. I have written individual stories about some of these events if you want more details! This is not the usual "What I Did This Past Summer" essay but I bet I would have gotten an A+ in school if I had handed it in to some of my teachers!
Everyone has something to be thankful on Thanksgiving. This year I found myself to be especially thankful for my Uncle Jim. Of course, his son was there to help out his dad!
When someone asks me where to go to meet people I always give them the same answer - church! At first this may sound like the LAST place to meet someone, especially if you're looking to get laid, but if you think about it, it's full of people who probably are NOT going out to bars and clubs yet are desperate for sex! As it turns out, recently my own advice proved to be true once again for me when I was reunited with an old flame - in more ways than one.
Twelve-inched well-hung Henry Humper spends the afternoon with his chubby sixteen-year-old cheerleader daughter Honey Humper and her gigantic young boobs. This story is a satire!