A rather jaded Italian Catholic single dad gets an offer that he could refuse, but why the hell would he, from some sexy Jewish neighbors, his own daughter, and his estranged wife.
Gunther isn't getting any younger but he still has the energy to satisfy Santa's favorite daughter, Candy Claus in a secret relationship. Roland from Rutland has a different take on the situation and makes his move to get a lot closer without being banished from the North Pole.
Daylight is a mortal danger to Mary as she is afflicted by "Dracula Syndrome". Thus, she lives by night and her life revolves around nocturnal happenings. That doesn't mean she is a bad girl, she just seems to get into trouble a whole lot easier than normal girls her age.
Jake Parsons is a very disgruntled and jaded preacher's son and thinks that he has managed to seduce his pretty cousin Stephanie rather well into a sinful way of life. Turns out, however, that there is more to this kissing cousin than meets the eye.
A weedy old man on the train offers him three wishes. He's the sceptic and a smart ass so he names two sexually charged wishes to shock the old guy. "Granted" he replies. They arrange to meet again in three weeks to hear the third wish. He thinks nothing of it until hours later he discovers that his second wish has come true. He decides to see if his first wish also comes true.
Jesse's itch was under her leg cast and she couldn't reach it no matter how hard she tried. So she decides to scratch her other itch in the hope it would distract her from the terrible discomfort.