Cream Pie Stories

He promised her a thigh gap once, and a BBL after the baby, and both times she told herself the price was worth it. This time he doesn't have to promise anything at all, and she still comes down to the basement long after the reason to has run out. The whole world's suddenly thin on the same miracle everyone calls discipline, and her father is the one man who can get it, no questions asked. Pitch-black satire. Read the tags.

This is a spinoff story of Lefitte the pirate vampire who dwells along the Gulf Coast. The original series was about the Voodoo Queen but this series will only refer to her without any inclusion in the scenario. The lair of Lafitte is in a basement under hallowed ground so it is relatively safe from most predators. His supply of virgins is assured because of favors granted to the Voodoo Queen and his clan harvest new sources of blood at least once a week in the French Quarter.

Harry Henderson is desperate for a job. Any job. This Nightshift job was not what he was looking for, but it was a job none the less. Now he had to become an expert on lubrication and moisturizers. At least he wasn't the condom expert.

A holiday to seek out history finds a very co-operative mature aged German tourist.

Born into wealth and trying to cope.

A man can be a lot of work. Sometimes it takes more than one good woman to take care of one good man.

Nerdy guys who have trouble attracting the opposite sex create a new method of finding girl friends.

a Paul & Paula 21 story
It's Paul Macon's birthday. -- I'm numbering them so that they will be listed in chronological order. Every now and then I might stick something in that happened before something else.