A retired engineer wants to teach a free software class at a community college. But instead is directed to a private school to teach two 19-year-old ladies for money. The private school is happy to unload problem students. The ladies are happy to cheat their parents out of room and board money. The retired engineer is happy he doesn't need Viagra.
A Story in the Naked In School Universe
Title inspired by Elton John's song, though little else. It's the last week before Christmas, and the Naked In School program isn't suspended just because of the holidays. In fact, two step-siblings are chosen to be in the Program, naked in front of each other for the first time since their folks wed.
Denny and the baseball coach he worships, Coach Wallace, have been building up to a homerun all summer of a different variety than on the baseball field. Coach Wallace decides they should make some money out of Denny's first time before they enjoy themselves with each other, and the day Denny hits his first bases-clearing homer on the baseball field, he's sold to Mr. Austin for a first-time initiation session in a motel room.
Appalachian Red 'Doc' Winters is a legend in more ways than one. His "doctoring" includes tending to all the folks in Beaver Valley using local herbs and self-taught skills. Doc Winters also has the biggest pecker in the hollar. All gals go see him on their sixteenth birthday. It's a tradition to lose their virginity to him. Like their maws done. Daisy Bell comes to Doc all scared like. She is so homely no man wants to marry her. Then Doc takes a liking to the skinny gal with big tits.
Fourteen-year-old Terrence Lionel, son of a Jamaica sugarcane plantation owner and slave trader in the late 1770s, is hot for men and gives himself to a big buck slave, is seen doing so by pirates, and then is captured and used by them as well. Terry doesn't mind.