Cream Pie Stories

If you've ever watched an 80s beach movie and thought, "This could use more existential horror, heavier satire, and a lot more bouncing," then congratulations—this book was made for you. Bikini Beach isn't just a parody. It's a celebration of the vapid, sun-drenched, neon-drenched excess of a forgotten era, when movies didn't need a plot as long as they had slow-motion jiggling and a beach party finale

A Story in the Band Parents Universe
Consider this "Abby the Flute Girl 2.0" if you want. Abby is the daughter of the band parents booster club president. Her parents have wired their bedroom for video and sound so that fellow band parents Bill and Lily can watch them fuck. Bill also gets footage of Abby having a threesome in her parents bed. That's all fun and games, but when Abby finds out Bill is fucking her mother she tries blackmail. It backfires. Unlike in Abby the Flute Girl, Billy doesn't lose control in this version.

What if you actually got rewarded for being a good person? What might happen if there was an accountant who kept Karmic books on everyone? What kind of reward might he give you if you were very, very good? Widower Flynn Doyle is about to find out.

Single mother gets an unusual gift from her daughter-in-law.

A Story in the Dick M. Young Stories Universe
After inflicting years of torment and abuse on his teenage niece, Mike finally gets what's cumming to him.