Cheating Stories

Warning! The available story codes do not match this story very well. It was written for the Christmas contest, but it included some content that disqualified it. Rather than change the story, I am withdrawing from the contest. Please bear in mind that this story may offend everyone that reads it, but there is no malice in my comments and you may feel free to take pot shots at me in order to even things out. My goal is to make you laugh--not to piss you off. Enjoy.

Frank Lombardo is forced by events to meet up with his ex-girlfriend, who has just recently married his father. It turns out that she wants to be more than just a mother figure to him, which is just as well, considering that she's ten years younger than him.

She was cheating, and I was going to make her and her lovers pay.

As the title says, each chapter is its own stand-alone story covering any taboo that may pop into my brain.

She told me she had been cheating and was going to continue. My inner wuss died. She will not like the change.

The second most scary words in a marriage. Almost as scary as 'Honey we have to talk'.

She started the screaming fight, and then all I heard was the sound of the slammin' door.