Following a stupid bet that he could satisfy a woman that had never climaxed Dave drives himself to a nervous breakdown trying to find the mystery woman. Who was she? Will he ever find her?
Greg and Peter have a little secret: They like to peek at their stepsister Marcia when she's in the bathroom. One night their peeking leads to more -- a lot more, which, it turns out, Marcia is not all that upset about. In fact, she helps her stepbrothers get it on with another of the blonde Brady girls, Jan. (Celeste's score: 10, 9, 9: "Stranger things have happened on American
sitcoms.")
Ellen, a precocious fourteen-year-old was on a quest to see her father's cock. But when she saw it she was a bit disappointed. Ellen wasn't one to give up on her quest when she realized there was more to see. Ellen's mother and her brother were soon manipulated into helping Ellen complete her quest.
(Revised Feb. 2023) Roger La Pine is attending a small college when he comes home to his large Mormon family in Idaho for Christmas. He's got a secret problem, his oldest sister has a secret problem, and soon they must travel together for a secret purpose. Almost no potatoes. Gambling in Reno. Nine yr. old little sister gets a shock (but everyone is wearing clothes). There will be blood, and worse. A river runs through it. Tied up with a happy ending!