A bent cock gets experimental medical treatment that makes life much more interesting for our hero. Not only is the crooked made straight, but the "road" gets lengthened and thickened in the process. ...and when you get a gift like that, it's important to share it with the everyone else...
When our Dad was arrested for possession of marijuana he asked his latest girlfriend Tiffany to look after my little sister and me while he got it sorted out. He also told her to spoil us rotten, but what she got up to with us may not have been exactly what he had in mind.