The green liquid offered to him seemed like a scam. But Jim was surprised at the results. Proceed with caution: this story contains a very juvenile stroke fantasy.
Liza is in the change booth at the Banana Republic at her local mall when a teenage punk just enters and starts feeling her up. Pretty soon, he's doing more than just groping her big tits and tight pussy, and her journey to becoming the new mall slut begins...
Callie Crow and the rest of "The Ghost Girls" crew visit the allegedly haunted Deepwood Asylum, a hospital for the sexually depraved, which was shut down decades ago after it was discovered that the head doctor was performing horrific experiments on patients. The ghost hunting crew is determined to capture creepy footage to boost their Youtube views, but little do they know that they are about find more proof of ghosts than they bargained for...
If you've ever watched an 80s beach movie and thought, "This could use more existential horror, heavier satire, and a lot more bouncing," then congratulations—this book was made for you. Bikini Beach isn't just a parody. It's a celebration of the vapid, sun-drenched, neon-drenched excess of a forgotten era, when movies didn't need a plot as long as they had slow-motion jiggling and a beach party finale