Eddie Davidson: Blog

"What the fuck is wrong with you, Eddie?"

Lol. I am just joking. I am in a rare mood today.

First of all, thanks to all of you deviants who actually took the time to write to me about my last blog post with ideas and suggestions. I am flattered you would take the time to share wicked ideas with me and I am influenced by many of those suggestions.

I was just thinking that it's too bad there is no perverted version of Santa Claus. He can see you when you are naughty. How much does that jolly motherfucker watch? ALL of it?

Anyway, he makes a lists and updates them regularly. It sounds like a pretty well-adjusted human being. He lives in an isolated encampment of his own creation away from humankind - with only the slave labor he uses to construct gifts with an improbable business model where he takes in no revenue but continues to produce consumer goods/retail goods in direct violation of patent laws because he constantly creates dolls and action figures that are already copyrighted by major toy manufacturers?

Yeah, he sounds like a cross between the Unibomber and Jeff Bezos.

Anyway, enough with pointless musings about an imaginary person who isn't real.

Now let me tell you about our latest story (coincidentally about an imaginary character who isn't real)... "You bet your ass"

First of all, yes I know I wrote a story with the same name a few months ago. That was about two sisters who make sex bets. I made it about five chapters before putting it to the side.

This is not THAT story. So if you read that story and thought it was total crap - good news, "You bet your ass" is a totally different story.

"You bet your ass" is about 98% Mike McGifford's work. I've been a muse and done some of the writing but really this is his epic. We decided on this title because it fits so much better. I was glad to give it up.

"You bet your ass" (The current version) is up to chapter six as of this blog. However, unlike my past stories - this one is COMPLETE as of this writing. Yep, we concluded it.

I normaly don't have the patience to write the entire story. I post a chapter as I finish it. This one we did the opposite. We wrote the entire story together and now we are just editing and polishing the chapters - filling in details and ensuring that there are no plot holes.

So you don't have to worry if there will be a satisfying ending. There will be. This is a LONG story - so be prepared for a bumpy ride with a lot of zigs/zags and ups and downs.

The basic premise (no spoilers here) is that Carrie and her eldest daughter do sexy bets around the house. Race around the outside of the house wearing only three strips of duct tape while balancing a dildo on their head, or hold hot blow dryers to their bald pussies to see who can stand it the longest.

However, as you may expect things progress and evolve. My stories are all about a journey and an evolution of the characters. They may start out flawed and end up flawed - but they change.

So by chapter 12 you will see the story arc change - I want you to sit back and relax and enjoy that journey. Take your time with it.

One thing I am also doing is posting little pictures with each chapter. Lajeez (The webmaster) is kind enough to indulge this - but if there is full nudity I have to crop the face or show it as art - and so I am doing my best to comply with that. The pictures are meant to be an accent to the story.

I just post them at the top rather than down in the middle of the story. I did that once and then the tag got left in and the picture was posted somewhere else in the story and people got confused. In interest of simplicity and not making more work for Lajeez I just leave the pictures at the top. Hopefully they don't bother anyone - but if they ever became an issue I would stop. I won't have them in every chapter - and I always crop them to be smaller and not take up much bandwith or screen space.

I do hope that you will read this story - because it is honestly the best one I've been involved with. I do have some side projects I am toying with but most of my effort is spent on the editing process now.

I cant promise a chapter a day every day but it has been moving at that pace for a while now.

Let me know what you think in the comments on the story.

If you follow my stories, and I have a storyline you suggest, offer me some feedback?

Is there an earlier story you want me to continue? If so suggest some ideas about where you'd like to see and go.

Three new ideas in the works;

1. Rob's daughter comes to him and asks for expensive acting lessons. Instead he offers The teach her himself. In the process, he suggest she acts like a slut around the house to convince her mom and the rest of the family that she is a bad girl. Sparks fly when the mom starts punishing the daughter.

2. Woman frequently cheats on her husband. He confronts her with the help of his daughter. She basically dares him to put her in her place at home.

3. A woman who is deeply racist and her daughter are taught a lesson by their neighbor. This would be a story focused heavily on BBC training. I'm not sure if the husband secretly enjoys it or is going to be more overt about insisting it happen.

I can't tell you too many more details without giving away the twists. Do any of those spark your fancy? New and different ideas?

I see a lot of Christmas/Thanksgiving/Halloween stories, but almost never hear of someone getting fucked on Saint Patty's day.

just an observation and a suggestion to write more filth and Erin Go Bragh (Less).

WITH RED HEADS!!

Finalizing chapter 10 now to finish strong in the "Keeping the Womenfolk in Line-Bible" story.

I wonder if anyone noticed the "Because of Winn Dixie" references?

EASTER EGGS:
Oscar Buloni (no my middle name is not "Meyer") - He shares his last name with Opal Buloni - the main character of "Because of Winn Dixie". I thought it would be clever if his first name was Oscar and that put a chip on his shoulder about the reference to Oscar Meyer Balogna.

The story is set in small town Florida - Just like Because of Winn Dixie. I had someone say "It is set in A small town" but in this context it is a setting like "The Wild West" or "Suburban Middle America" - if you lived in small town Florida you can picture the muggy heat, the rednecks, the old buildings, the gravel roads.

The name of the town is fictional - Naomi, Florida. It is the same town used in "Because of Winn Dixie"

Lastly, Opal's father is never named in the book (as far as I know) but the actor who played him (small town preacher with a church that shares space in a gas station) was Jeff Daniels and I chose to name him Jeff Buloni.

If you are wondering who that lovely lady in the opening picture is- she is an instagram/twitter model. BrittanyXoxO and she is just the peachiest, sweetest, nicest, most optimistic person possible. This was really a fan-fiction. I love how she is like "Hey, I am just me!" and always looking on the positive of everything. I wanted to capture that in the character in this story and hence the reason I named this character "Brittany"

She has this positive mom-energy that is so incredibly hot and pure. In no way am I attempting to claim that the character in the story IS BrittanyXOXO though - or that she shares any of the religious beliefs. She was just inspired by her.

The inspiration for Brittany in this story is an homage to a hot woman who shares so much of herself with the world. She does way more than post cute photos. She often posts really uplifting messages on her Twitter. That's something that I look forward too daily. I wanted to put that out there.

I am still not sure if Chapter 9 is going to be a mega-chapter or if I want to include Chapter 10 as an epilogue. I am working to ensure that it is not redundant and that the complete tale is told.

Feedback on the comments has been fairly negative at times. It's good to see that though as it is also constructive. You can't please all the people all of the time. One feedback was it seems like just when the story gets started I end it.

I disagree - that is actually part of what I am going for with a complete story. If you watched Star Wars and thought "well cool, death star blew up. I don't care what happens next" you wouldn't watch the other movies.

However, there is a complete arc at the end of Star Wars that tells an entire tale. It doesn't just stop mid-story.

What I am going for is a complete story but not a life story.

The difference is that in Star Wars - they did follow up (it took twenty+ years for most of that follow up). I don't always write sequels to my stories. I encourage people to give it a go and add a fanfiction continuation. This story certainly could be extended - what if the family goes on vacation - perhaps to Bible camp with just Heather, Jayne and Oscar attending for the summer?
How about a trip to Disneyworld? what would that be like? What happens after the marriage on the honeymoon?

What if we introduced Brittany's sister to the equation and she shows up with her son and new characters? All sorts of fun things.

That being said - this story will end within 2 chapters. I'm turning on voting now.

Lastly, I want to ask your opinion on my next project. It is a short fan-fiction based on a lesser known comedian. She's had comedy specials on TV, etc. I know people write about Brittany Spears and the like in fan fiction - what is your thoughts about a fan fiction story?

Would you prefer I just make her "similar" to the celebrity and generic the name? or would you prefer it be a fan fiction?

I've had the same thought about writing Goldbergs fan fiction. In my mind, they are perfect for a porno based on their lives. Just like Al Bundy of Married with Children would be. Kelly and Meg with a horny Bud Bundy - all sorts of fun storylines could be had.

Would it be better to just make the characters "Similar" but not the same or would you prefer a fan fiction?

Too bad I can't create a poll.