Eddie Davidson: Blog

(only to women)

Step One: Grow old. Doesn't matter how handsome you WERE.

Step Two: Do not become wealthy.

Step Three: Get a fat belly.

At this point, you are virtually invisible to women.

Exceptions:

1. Staring at boobs: for some reason, if you stare directly at a girl's boobs, she WILL notice you again and be able to see you.

2. Make any sort of mistake (especially look at another girl's boobs) - your wife will notice you.

3. Try to relax. Your wife will immediately notice and your spell of invisibility will break and have something for you to do/take her some place.

WHAT CAN YOU USE THIS SUPER POWER FOR?

If you were a teenager, you could sneak into girl's dressing rooms, or find some way to perhaps subvert crime with it. I don't know. It never worked back then for me.

However, the answer is absolutely nothing other than serving to remind you that you used to be cool/desirable and /or making you think that you used to be cool/desirable even if you were not.

Note: this power does not work when your daughter/wife needs/wants money. You cannot hide, in fact they can track you any where you may be hiding.

I have the title for a new story.

My Uncle's D and A is in my Jeans

I am not sure what it is going to be about. I was thinking a sassy and sexually open minded girl growing up in a house of women that are also sexually open minded. It may have no/little BDSM elements. I am going to let it percolate for a while as I finish up my other projects.

My current story is called I am tired of me.

I realize that the title sounds a little negative. People can get exhausted of being themselves - especially lately. This one is actually a celebration of someone who is breaking rules and taboos she never thought to break with a supportive husband as they enter the world of swinging/bdsm.

It was inspired by the idea that two spouses who have been married a long time, sometimes share "midnight confessions" where they tell each other their deepest darkest fantasies. In this case, she was like "I would like to streak and be told to do humiliating things..."

"really?" the husband replies

"Yeah!"

"Okay, but on one condition! You have to do whatever I say?"

Naturally, there is a little more nuance to the exchange than that but that is what my inspiration was. The first few chapters are here;

https://storiesonline.net/s/29800/i-am-tired-of-me

I have a complete short NIS story I'd also like to post, but sometimes when I post two stories at once people get bored waiting and tune out of the other story. (not sure why).

I have a HUGE catalog of stories. If you like one of mine, you can be sure that many of my old stories will also tickle your fancy. Dig in to any of those.

As we get near the Holidays, I do not know what my posting schedule will be like. I will try to do post new chapters daily.

I would have loved to do a Christmas story this year. Last year I did Christm-ass cums butt once per year. It was very popular
https://storiesonline.net/s/26403/christm-ass-cums-butt-once-a-year

I thought about writing a sequel, but there is not enough time for me to finish before the EOY. If anyone is feeling like writing a "Next Christmas came all over my face" fan fiction with the characters I'd love it. That would have been the new title.

If you are feeling Holidays - that one will warm your stockings, or at least stiffen them if you jizz into them.

Ho-Ho-Ho....

The CW recently concluded Star Girl. It was a great TV series and I've loved her comics.

They did a fantastic job with the story. Geoff Johns is an amazing writer and that's the reason.

I've decided to do a very short featurette with NIS themes about the characters. At first, I wanted rock-em-sock-em fights but I am terrible at writing those.

Would anyone be interested in an advanced copy of the three chapter short story to help me edit/offer feedback? if so, send feedback on here and I'll send it through the internal mail on here.

If not, I'll be posting it in the next few days as I slowly edit it.

https://storiesonline.net/s/28287/my-sons-dared-me

I follow several British mums on Twitter that are very cheeky and have a funny sense of humor. One such is Michelle Jolly. Her humor is often coming to the door to answer for a delivery guy and asking questions like "Are you a carpenter? All you have to do is get your wood out" or "Would you like to come inside?"

She calls her Only Fans an "Only Flaps" site.

One of the other inspirations is Tracy Kiss, she's a British mum and Twitter influencer, has Onlyfans. She tattooed the a ruler to measure the size of cocks on her arm, routinely eats cum for health properties, etc. Will even feature her teenagers in some of her (non porn) twitter videos. Very open about her sexuality and what turns her on.

I love that sort of openly over-sexed British humor. When I wrote "My Sons Dared Me" I was picturing a woman just like her.

The kind that loves a hard slap on the rump, and a laugh over a pint in a tavern. The local "Slag" that everyone gossips about in a small British town, who is unrepentant "Let 'em talk, means nothing to me. They will anyway."

I wanted to do that sort of ascerbic wit that you see in shows with Ricky Gervais. "Oh, you are a proper cunt."

My Son's Dared Me was a story about a plump (not huge, but rolly-polly), big-tittied mum that lives in Godstone and flashes her tits on dares from her sons (obviously) as told by her straight laced nephew during his visit.

There is a lot more to it than having her nips hang out.

It took a lot out of me to write this short story. I am not from UK. I had to research and relearn what
order meals were eaten in, and adjust to concepts like 10 hot dogs to a pack as opposed to 8 where I am from. I was constantly revising the story to try to make it as authentic as I could.

I'd love to do another story about a fun, sassy mom like this - would that be something people are interested in? Sadly, this story didn't get the accolades that many of my stories do. I think it flew under the radar.

Ideally, I'd like to read one like this as well. I subsequently wrote a longer story about "Daredevil Mom". I changed up the formula for that one, and set it in America. I made the main character hotter, but I also made her more enlightened about her sexuality and open minded in general.

https://storiesonline.net/s/28906/daredevil-mom

She also likes doing naughty dares, but not only for her sons, for her daughters as well. I had so much fun writing it, I had to write a follow on to that one.

That was a little more popular overall.

Is this a genre people enjoy? I never see stories like this.

Note:
As a reminder, i won't be posting much for the next week, then I'll start up with a new story, now that Cunt Next Door is complete.

Time for a quick update.

I posted a review for GinaB's story "Your Wish-My command" -if you like FLR/Femdom this is a fantastic short story. We have a bit of a troll problem where immediately upon posting Femdom (no matter how well written) the story gets vote-bombed. I really hate that for FLR authors because it is discouraging which is exactly what the trolls want. I suppose they think if they get people to stop writing there will be more room for other stories?

I am wrapping up "Cunt Next Door" with Chapter 22 this week. This is one of my favorite collaborations with another author and stories overall.

I feel like there were a lot of 'loose ends' or strings that could have been pulled. As an example, what happens at school could have been detailed more. In a collaboration story, authors tend to leave 'hooks' for other authors to run the story in different directions. I think what happened is that we started to shift to subplots away from the main point which was the growing power exchange dynamic between brother and sister.

I wanted to bring it back to that and provide a satisfying conclusion.

There will be a brief hiatus while I travel before I start another story. I've got several complete. I also need to wrap up NIS Nude at Summer Camp, and I'll try to do a fair job this week. I do not want to rush it because it was a fun story to start. I think it was just getting good.

I have some fantastic new stories on the way. I tend to write more humiliation/BDSM themed stories, but often that is just a backdrop. What I am often trying to convey is how people change in these relationships, or how they express love.

I do not want to paint the domme as some cartoon villain who is just barking orders. I also don't want to make it too mushy and cheesy. I like to offer a realistic take where often the strict domme is providing exactly what the sub needs and wanted.

I like to tell alternative lifestyle stories - and paint interesting pictures about lives that COULD be real.

There are times when I am writing that sound 'over the top' because there is a lot of sex and kink. Then I get on Twitter and see a woman shoving a watermelon up her ass in the free section of her OnlyFans, with chains hanging from her pussy, tattoos all over her body and this is her life/reality 24/7 and her 9-5 job. Her husband's job to take photos of her many gangbangs. The woman seems Overjoyed to think of new ways to degrade and humiliate herself as a silly slut and they probably make twice what I make doing what they love.

That's nice though - seeing that there are people living the fantasies. If I can't live it with them, I at least want to read about it/write about it.