Eddie Davidson: Blog

At the Retirement home:

"Hey Grandma, I heard you were into BDSM?"

"Yeah, I love Bing, Danny Kay, Sinatra, and Martin!"

"Okay..I guess I brought this riding crop for nothing then."

"No, you can still whip my ass. I just want to listen to "Fly me to the moon" while you do it."

Personally, I would say the difference is about $350 an hour to pay the hooker to do it with you.

As I reflect upon 2022 and 2023, I've come up with five realistic resolutions.

1. Be much worse than I am now. I don't just mean just my writing. I mean in general as a person.

2. Put on at least 20 pounds of fat without working out. Then I will complain that the fat pills that I bought aren't working.

3. Be honest with people and let them know that they are ugly or not very good at things (unless they can do things for me)

4. Lie and steal all of the time.

5. Never read story codes, and then complain to the author that the story contained themes that I did not like.

Wait a minute, I just realized this is a list of shitty things people do.

I'm not going to do any of those things. I don't need a new year to suddenly realize that either.

(I will still probably gain some weight and not workout though)

As I finish "I am tired of me" with the final chapter, I am thinking about my next project. I have 22 chapters of an unfinished story but there are at least 10 more to completion. I also have a short (6 chapter) Story called "Mother May I?" about a woman who ends up playing a naughty version of the Mother May I game.

If you are a fan of my stories, you've probably noticed a pattern/theme. I am trying to continue to write stories that would appeal to me, but that are a little different and not simply a retelling of past situations.

As a result, I have a collection of ideas that I've kept up to date with. I try not to get TOO ambitious and write well out of my comfort zone. As an example, I had a story about a body builder who wanted to participate in a "Gladiator Brothel"/underground fight club I was working on. It felt way too over the top and I was not doing justice to the fight scenes. I put that at the back of my ideas collection.

Here are the three I am thinking about:

Juggs: Teen boy goes to visit his Aunt and two female cousins. They have huge tits. The Aunt is expressing milk when he arrives and acts like it is no big deal.
"Gosh, Colin..have you never seen boobs before?"

He hasn't. The story would follow a summer with either a fun-loving Aunt with enormous tits, who is very sexually liberated. One of his cousins likes putting butter on her pussy (in private) so that the dog would lick it off. In the story, he'll get the opportunity to "Do better than Rufus" and be judged not as good of a pussy licker, but his cousin will let him keep practicing if he is really interested. I am not sure where it would go from there - but it would involve streaking, discipline, sexual situations.

Piggy: A College Freshman joins a sorority and after pledging "She would do anything for the Omega Mu" she and her fellow pledges are assigned various humiliating tasks to prove that.
Body painted and naked through the quad, "This is an artistic expression of my first amendment rights" she has to say as she parades around doing jumping jacks and squats. (as an example)
One of the girls is chosen to enter a competition between the rival sororities(s).
"Whoever can gain the most weight by Christmas break wins..it's simple"
But it's not - they fatten her up, tease her, until her ass is so big she can't wear her clothes. I saw a College sorority initiation video where they kept feeding the fat girl and teasing her about how she couldn't get her clothes on. She had a baby face and the idea was she can always lose it after the competition/she'll prove she is willing to do anything for the sorority.

This would be a difficult one for me to write, but I think i'd enjoy a story where every chapter the main character's tits, ass etc just keeps getting bigger and bigger.

Talking in my sleep: Two non identical twins share a bedroom. At one time they looked identical but as they got older, the MC's sister developed big tits (notice a theme?) and began to dye her hair to look different. they are still obviously sisters.

The MC may have genuinely been having a wet dream, and her twin laughs about the naughty things she said in her sleep. The MC starts to fantasize about being tied up, etc. and talking in her sleep intentionally to drop hints.

The twin sister ties her up when the parents go out, and the brothers think it's all a harmless but fun game. The MC starts to talk about being strip searched and we go from there.

Thoughts?

I have had other more grandoise ideas such as a retelling of Germinal (a classic of literature, that artist George Pichard retold). His version featured coal-dusted fat-french asses pushing heavy carts wearing only a chemise in the mines. Unfortunately, I do not read French and I've never found a translation, so I Was thinking perhaps of writing my own take.

It would not be unlike my last attempt at a George Pichard homage set in Victorian France about a slutty woman whose mother in law threatens to have her thrown into prison for fallen women unless she submits at home.
https://storiesonline.net/s/21298/madeleine-by-eddie

I also had this idea for a story about Dark Elves whose experiments with dark sorcery left them vulnerable and the orcs that once served them turned the tables and now they are magically compliant and forced to endure deviant humiliations and sexual servitude.

Those two ideas are great, but I am not sure I can pull them off properly on my own.

I also have some other ideas percolating but I wanted to get some feedback.

The continuing adventures of the reader who doesn't read story codes and needs to fuck right off....

I was reading free stories that people took the time to edit, write and post for my amusement. Naturally, I could not be assed to look at the story codes about (insert whatever it is that bothers me today).

The author had the audacity to INCLUDE that subject matter in the story. Can you imagine that?

Naturally, instead of just not continuing to read the story and going on my fucking merry way like a non-asshole, I had to send them a nasty gram!

Who do they think they are? Certainly, not my personal author writing stories that only I enjoy within a very narrow framework of fetishes and sexual desires that I maintain!! That's for sure.

So, I clicked "Send feedback" to the author and wrote the following angry screed;


I really enjoyed this story in the beginning but then you wrote that thing that was in the story codes that I didn't bother to notice until chapter seven. Now I do not like it!!

Imagine the nerve of the author, having received my "Constructive" feedback that essentially says that he wrote exactly what he said he was going to write, and I didn't like it - he didn't CHANGE it and make a new story to please ME!!

Instead, Eddie the author replied with "I don't know why you sent this. If you don't like a story you can just stop reading. You don't have to antagonize the author. Please fuck right off. "

Imagine that? He didn't want to hear from a guy who hated his story, for the simple reason that it contained stuff that the author said would be in it.

Now, if you will excuse me, I have to announce to everyone at the airport that I am departing in five minutes and let them know that I do not like this airport. I feel like everyone should know what I do and do not like.

Sincerely,

--Some random asshole, esq.