Shinerdrinker: Blog

Hey there kids, can you believe it? I can barely believe it myself. But the rumors are true. "Mayhem in a Pill" has a new chapter being posted. Chapter 55 of Mayhem in a Pill was long overdue after I got hit with a health scare.

But thanks to a wonderful surgeon who hit juuuusssst the right spot and fixed me up pretty damn well. It took a good month after the surgery for the swelling on the spinal column to reduce enough that the damaged nerves relaxed and I got feeling and strength in both arms and hands again. I'm still not 100% but I'd say I'm at about 95%. And I think that is amazing.

This was my third surgery on my spine. There is a possibility that within the next decade or so, I might need to have another. Spinal Stenosis sucks the sweat off a deadman's balls that's for damn sure!

Two surgeries on the lumbar area of the spine and a nice 6 to an 8-inch scar on my lower spine from my tailbone and up. Now I have a 4 to 5-inch scar going from the base of my head down my neck and onto the back. The next surgery will probably need to connect the fuckers. But that is in the future and I'm gonna fight that for as long as possible.

But for now kiddos, you get another chapter and I get to start the next one.

(Quick Hint: I do believe it has been damn near a year since we've seen what has been happening to future ("fat") Tim and their friends. So I'm thinking chapter 56 will focus there and depending on what happens, maybe chapter 57 as well.)

Like the title says, I finally decided on something last week. I decided to stop procrastinating and go ahead and write something for heaven's sake.

So after about a week or so, I found myself nearly finishing the latest chapter of Mayhem. So I went ahead and finished the chapter. It is right now out at my editors. When they finish shaping it into something readable, I'll go back into it and replace the mistakes with new mistakes.

So I'm expecting to post the next chapter sometime this upcoming week. I am finally feeling well enough to promise a return to normal (well as normal as expected) posting of new chapters.

I'm well. The family is well.

I hope you are, too.

--Shinerdrinker

I was winding down from a couple of hours of working on the next chapter of "Mayhem in a Pill," I noticed the downloads for my story and while I am happy about the number, I needed to put it into some kind of context.

I decided to check it against a few other of my favorite stories on the site. I started with cmsix's magnum opus "John and Argent." I stopped my search after that one. My little story "Mayhem in a Pill" is sitting at 772,515. But "John and Argent" is at 654,444. Now, of course, my ego exploded but quickly recombined when I realized what that meant. I'm having all kinds of trouble thinking that my first story has more downloads than one of the greatest stories on the internet.

Don't get me wrong, I'll take it. But I'm not going to enjoy looking up other download numbers of my other favorites. I'll either expand my ego to the point I can't lay down for sleep tonight without having to hang my head off the edge of the bed.

I'll probably do it... but I won't enjoy it. Much.

Hello everybody!

Like the title says... sorry about the silence. About two months ago I started feeling pain in my hands. At first, I ignored the pain thinking I was sleeping on my hands wrong or something but it only increased. Finally went to doctor and discovered a recurrence of my spinal stenosis. Same thing that put me in a wheelchair for months a few years back.

So I had to go to surgery and afterward spent a month in a rehab hospital to learn to reuse my hands again. (This is the most I've typed since before the surgery. I need a break.)

To add to the torture, the wifi in the hospital would not let me log onto SOL, so I've gone a month without even reading any updates for the last month or so.

I'd like to thank everyone who wrote messages to me in my absence. I just read them and the feels are real. So let me just tell everyone I have not given up on Mayhem in a Pill but I will need a little bit of time to get into the flow of writing. Plus I need to catch up on the stories I follow. Not to mention a month's worth of milf porn.

Once again, thanks for the love and I will be returning to Tim's adventures as soon as I can.

I'm openly wishing for a miracle this holiday season. No not riches and/or revenge against my enemies. But this year, I am remembering a similar season a few years ago...

It was a much simpler time. December 22, 2018.

We all received an XMAS miracle in a new chapter from Cold Creek and his magnum opus "Dman 3."

So for this season, I'm gonna ask the jolly, fat man in the red suit to bring us a new chapter.

Hopefully, Santa can convince Cold Creek to present us all a new chapter. I know I could use one.

Thanks,
Shinerdrinker

P.S. I'd even consider sharing one of my prized bottles of Shiner if it meant another chapter in this story.