What happens when six foot pluss a whole lot of inches yankee married into a West Virginia Appalachian family way up in the hills where the coal mines ran out of coal years ago? If you can't figure it out by your own self, read the true to life account of what really happens up there. (In my imagination, anyways.)
How an outlaw biker fared in the bewildering world of coerced confession, sadistic cops, gay prisoners in jail who suck and fuck for cigarettes. It is also about the love affair between Elmo Thudpucker and Leoni, a lady cop who got fucked in the mouth while she was on stakeout. (Elmo apologized.) This story is not for Maptists, Mormons or others who have real strange sex lives.
This is a growing up in oklahoma during the Great Depression and the Dust Bowl of the 1930s. David, the protagonist never gets laid, until his wedding night. This is a story about the values some people lived by. Not many, but a few actually lived good lives.
A big, black dog who can read only certain minds comes across a young teen who has that certain type of mind. Add in old Norse runes, the "Lost Norwegian Mine" and the descendants of a space faring race, you have a fun mix. Warning - NO SEX IN THIS TALE - Greg, the young teen, gets his first kiss, learns to cheat at chess and has a new girlfriend who kicks butt literally. She is proficient in all known martial arts forms. What more can a young guy want? / (Reviews)
A brother and sister prepare to go to a body paint contest. Mom is horrified that they they are spreading paint all over each other. Then Mom decides she had better go and chaperon things. David Lloyd, where are you when I need you?
Jim married Essie and did not give her much sex. The hired hand gave her much sex and was always getting caught. Eddie, the hired hand, was forever getting the shit beat out of him. Love will find a way
It was every teenage boy's dream job. He got to suck a beautiful woman's big, beautiful tits, have her suck his cock and he ate her pusse. Then they fucked as she prepared him for gis first date. And she paid him to boot!
This is the story of how some redneck sand in their privates Oklahoma hillbillies find true love in the middle of sex, drugs and Country Music. (Fuck that Rock and Roll!) Only in the country music world can a bunch of semi-talented Okies make it big and have sex with their friends in a big way.
She wants his baby. He wants to get far away from her. Her crippled husband wants him to make babies while he, the husband, watches. Bad guys want to kill him, the US government would not mind if he was dead and the President of the US is an idiot. Otherwise just another day at the office.
