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Grandpa Jones — A Universe from the Mind of MisguidedChild

As we age, we often look back at life, and wonder what it was all about. Did we learn any of those life lessons that everyone tells the kids about? And what happens next. Old guys and girls think about a lot of stuff. These are my thoughts.

1 Plea for an American Hero

This is an old man's last rant to an anonymous visitor. You probably shouldn't read it.
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Sex Contents: No Sex | Genre: Flash
Tags: Historical
Downloads: 5172 | Votes: 482 | Score: 8.55
Size: 8KB | 1,593 words | Posted:

2 Grandpa Jones

Grandpa Jones is in the hospital. That doesn't prevent him from providing a teaching moment for his favorite granddaughter and her boy friend. He wondered afterward, if anything he said made sense to them.
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Sex Contents: No Sex | Genre: True Story
Tags: Humor
Downloads: 4160 | Votes: 240 | Score: 7.33
Size: 18KB | 3,423 words | Posted:

3 Teenagers!

Another Grandpa Jones Story. God decides to pull the plug on mankind. His angels remind him that he needs to follow the rules before destroying Man. God has to interview a human before he can destroy Man. The selection process is onerous, but they finally settle on Grandpa Jones. Does God know what he's in for?
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Sex Contents: No Sex | Genre: Fantasy
Tags: Fiction, Humor
Downloads: 8653 | Votes: 561 | Score: 7.53
Size: 16KB | 2,978 words | Posted: Concluded:
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