Comedy Stories

Santa Claus is forced to carry out market research on how families enjoyed Christmas. (Note: this is set in a Southern Hemisphere country, where Christmas is celebrated in summer.)

Combat medic Vance Riker only wanted to save the wounded Valtharian princess bleeding out in a crashed dropship. He didn't plan to trigger an irreversible genetic bonding. Or get her pregnant with quadruplets. Or accidentally start peace negotiations that would end a twelve-year war. Now he's married to alien royalty, director of an interspecies breeding program, and committed to fathering twenty hybrid children. His mother-in-law is a eight-foot warrior empress. His sister-in-law hunts human ma

The Songleton Care Home hold an end of season minibus outing to the seaside for a short weekend break in Autumn. The volunteer driver is local MP Monty avoiding a driving ban. Monty's wife has arranged Monty's community task, why? The passengers are old, with health and mobility issues. Sally likes George but George converses with his dead wife. The Nurse Sofija is not who she seems to be. And Boris, the latest to join the trip, is Russian pretending to be Belgian, protective of his heavy bag.

Originally just meant as a simple stroke story, this grew into a comic space romp with lots of transformations and sex. My first published story from back in (mumblemumble). It has gone through several edits and tweaks.

A letter of apology in lieu of an RSVP to a party invitation

Army Life...no really Story
A story about some of the early days of my second deployment to Iraq and some amusing things that happened.

Wonder Woman is ALWAYS rescuing Steve Trevor. She finally decides that she is entitled to a REWARD. She doesn't ask for much, just his clothes (all of them).

Lucas Grey wakes up inside a famous novel as the villain. His job is easy—help the hero, earn ten billion dollars, and leave. But things go wrong when the female leads start falling for him instead of the hero. The CEO, the sweetheart, the goddess, and the bombshell all chase after him, turning the story upside down. Now the hero is losing control, the plot is breaking apart, and Lucas just wants to escape the chaos.

Silly stuff I found after my father's passing

A Mel Story
Poker, bourbon, and blues—Mel’s not just playing to win, she’s here to burn it down. When a crooked bet draws her into a smoky showdown, she schools the table, then drags a drifter out back for a heat-soaked alley brawl of bodies and bravado. Neon hums, the jukebox moans, and Mel rides every beat like a storm in heels. Dirty-talking, whiskey-drenched, and wild to the core—this is one red-hot mama you don’t try to tame.