Eight years ago I was enamored with a young upstart Author who we came to know as B-O-B. And somehow he quietly wrote delightful stories about young Virgins who surrendered their virginity willingly to the benefit of population growth, with the help of her brothers, and fathers, and uncles ... well you get the idea. They were all well written, and unlike some Authors were error free. And even this little tale of oral sex is written with panache, for who could hate little Cindy Ella, a drudge held down by her widowed stepmother and her two bitches, oops sorry, her two ugly daughters. and the Prince's Ball held to find him a wife who could swallow twelve inches of manhood, and drink at the wellspring of life, in other words a blow job with a twelve inch trouser snake. With the help of her fairy godmother.
This fairy tale is most definitely twisted; in fact, it's downright delightfully fractured.
Cindy Ella lives a life of drudgery with Gerda, her stepmother, and her stepsisters Vera and Maude. When Prince Rupert decides to take a bride, a ball is given to help him in his quest. He ends up spending all of his time with Cindy Ella and they end up in an escapade that leaves them both fulfilled until the clock strikes 11:30 and Cindy Ella leaves him with his pants down, literally, because she must get home before midnight.
There is no glass slipper for him to use as a guide to find his true love, but he does have something else to use as a test and he sets out to find her. The search ends with the expected happily ever after.
I was bothered a bit by the author's use of "God Mother" rather than "Godmother"; other than this, though, there wasn't anything else that jarred my teeth.
This humorous story was worth my time; and it is well worth your time, too.