Y'know, I just realised something about Thinking Horndog's women ... They are for the most part Zaftig! Forget those skinny chicks with bones everywhere you need some wholesome dimples. So they have some celulite, and slightly droopy tits, but once that pesky maidenhead is ripped apart, they are all a real man could want!
So, enjoy, and stop wishing she was as zaftig as her!