True Story Stories

What happens when you have tried many different lovers and none of them really fill the void the way you want it filled. You train your own in the way you want it done.

I was just reading the latest chapter of my mate, Old Man with a Pen, I commented to him on his fart joke then remarked whether he'd like to hear one which I knew for a fact, he'd never heard before. So he says, why don't you make it into a story? Why not? Only because I hadn't thought of it of course. This is totally true and factual, without even a hint of sex so if you don't like that description, piss off! Where he found the tag for flatulence, God only knows but it fits right here.

Another mutilated account of an incident in my life.
A out of work musician gets scooped up by the God's squad. They are looking to save his soul. He was looking at Nan, a gorgeous 17 year old, blonde Canadian.