True Story Stories

This is the speech I wrote as the guest speaker for the Parshall, ND Memorial Day celebration. I think it was well received and there weren't many dry eyes in the room after I spoke.

My dad had been dreaming of having sex with Tammy, his youngest niece (my cousin) for years as she matured from a skinny little runt into one sexy teenage girl. As one of my deepest regrets will always be that I didn't give myself to my father first, I thought maybe I could make it up to him a bit by helping him realize his dreams about Tammy. Whether or not his brother cared didn't really seem to matter.

I'd known Jeremy for years but at just sixteen he was off-limits - or was he?

rache talks about life, love, the pain and joy of writing, her "special" relationship with readers, anonymous email, plagiarism, the size of God's penis, and her own failings as a sort of almost kinda successful porn author struggling with a self-destructive fetish for pen names, tequila, and blogs. Um...Actually, I don't think I mention God's penis at all in my blogs, but it's huge! Big enough to fuck everybody! //rant / (Reviews)

Marriage is all about discovery, right? For Emma and Mike, that discovery led them to cross a line they never thought they’d approach. They’ve taken the plunge, but now what? Do they go back to their normal routine, pretending it never happened, or keep exploring this strange, exciting path they’ve stumbled onto? How far can love stretch before it breaks?

It was my pleasure to see the old man's face light up, as a dream that had been stopped in it's tracks, finally came true.

A nerd gets more than he bargained for when he becomes best friends with the five hottest girls in school / (Reviews)