Slow Stories

Greatly exaggerated from my true life experience. A bright female ROTC cadet engineers a way for 15 other female cadets and herself to spy on a group of 20 male ROTC cadets while they shower each morning during a week long stay in shared barracks. But a rogue group of four of the other female cadets take it too far by pulling multiple pranks on the male cadets in the showers. Will they get away with it?

If you've ever watched an 80s beach movie and thought, "This could use more existential horror, heavier satire, and a lot more bouncing," then congratulations—this book was made for you. Bikini Beach isn't just a parody. It's a celebration of the vapid, sun-drenched, neon-drenched excess of a forgotten era, when movies didn't need a plot as long as they had slow-motion jiggling and a beach party finale

A Personalia story
Part of the Personalia universe
Scientist turned businessman attends a wedding and meets the girl of his dreams - two of them!

A story in the Hazelwood High Universe
When opposites attract, the strangest things can happen. A side story to Being More Social.

A guy visiting LA meets a very sexy young lady, and fireworks soon start.

Vince arrives home after 10 years away. He now must gain the forgiveness of his family, navigate intense emotions and solve a family mystery.

A story to set the pace for the Just Plain Bob Annual Invitational.

All he wanted to do was destroy the man who took his wife. He didn't expect it to get complicated.