I was having a bowl of that talking rice cereal, a generic variety, and the unceasing noise reminded me of an incident with a young woman that had the same collection of sounds. Maybe you should grab your earplugs before you start reading.
A Naughty Nursery Rhyme We've all heard the tale, but here's the rest of the story, wherein we find out WHY Jack and Jill went up that hill to fetch that pail of water. And what happened up there anyway, to cause them to come tumbling down? Was it the water that made Jill's belly swell ... or Jack?