First I was strip searched by my stepmother in front of my step brother and if that wasn't bad enough, then I was strip searched by the Principal of my middle school.
Timothy Kurtlan Gorman is 17, about to graduate from his high school which has been closed for over a year. He feels like he is a freak of nature, at 6 foot 3 inches tall weighing 150 pounds. He has virtually become a recluse at home - but help is on the way. With dedication to exercise, swimming, a new diet, staying in the sun and running with his mentor Louisa Pina, his Mom's housekeeper, he not only comes out of his shell as a Nerd, he becomes one of the most sought after teenagers ever.
Here's a story all about how to thank your mother on mother's day. Go ahead. Try it. You know you want to. Who knows? She might be into it. Never know unless you try.
Zoe falls asleep in her brother's bed. He decides he needs to lose his virginity, and the universe has just given him a near naked girl delivered straight to his bed. What does it matter if it's his sister?
If you’ve ever watched an 80s beach movie and thought, “This could use more existential horror, heavier satire, and a lot more bouncing,” then congratulations—this book was made for you. Bikini Beach isn’t just a parody. It’s a celebration of the vapid, sun-drenched, neon-drenched excess of a forgotten era, when movies didn’t need a plot as long as they had slow-motion jiggling and a beach party finale. But buried beneath the suntan oil and the barely-there bikinis, there’s something deeper—a w
John has staked out a house and tonight he breaks in to steal money, but the wife hears him. John captures the whole family; Phillip, Susan, Tommy and Billy and when he finds out they don't have the money decides on a strategy to ensure they won't call the cops: Have Susan suck and fuck him and the entire family while he take photos.
Kelli comes home from school early to find her mother in bed, but not with her father. When Kelli can't sit on the secret anymore she tells him, promising to take care of him as she comforts him. In the end Kelli takes her mother's place in every way!