First I was strip searched by my stepmother in front of my step brother and if that wasn't bad enough, then I was strip searched by the Principal of my middle school.
A Harvey Marcus Birthdays Story (9) In this episode, Mr. Marcus is stranded with his hosts’ daughter at the stroke of midnight on New Year’s Eve. I’ll make the obvious pun at the end.
If you’ve ever watched an 80s beach movie and thought, “This could use more existential horror, heavier satire, and a lot more bouncing,” then congratulations—this book was made for you. Bikini Beach isn’t just a parody. It’s a celebration of the vapid, sun-drenched, neon-drenched excess of a forgotten era, when movies didn’t need a plot as long as they had slow-motion jiggling and a beach party finale. But buried beneath the suntan oil and the barely-there bikinis, there’s something deeper—a w