A No Contest Story Ten years after the last book, Joe has lost some of his mojo and a couple of his wives, but finds it and them again. Eddie has lost much of his audience but gains things sexually. All in all, if it was a contest between Joe and Eddie, it had come out a tie, as the two become best friends again.
I know what they say about it not being your fault; that you are the victim and are in no way responsible when someone forces you to have sex. Still... I would still be a virgin if only I had not taunted him so.
Callie Crow and the rest of "The Ghost Girls" crew visit the allegedly haunted Deepwood Asylum, a hospital for the sexually depraved, which was shut down decades ago after it was discovered that the head doctor was performing horrific experiments on patients. The ghost hunting crew is determined to capture creepy footage to boost their Youtube views, but little do they know that they are about find more proof of ghosts than they bargained for...
I kissed my mother's smooth forehead and whispered softly: "Mom, how nice it would be if you could really be my wife?" "Mom, do you know? I really want to take care of you, take care of you for the rest of my life." "Mom, how nice it would be if I were not your son?" "Mom, the most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you. I want to be with you forever and ever..." "Mom, I love you so much..."