Masturbation Stories

Campy & Playful Stories
A quiet ecumenical synod. Five older priests arrive expecting doctrinal debate. They leave leaking. A young liaison with a clipboard turns the gathering into a week-long competition of who can: take the most; hold the longest; beg the loudest; leak the least. Blindfolds, guessing games, holy items as plugs, arses presented like competing portals. They pout, sabotage, crowning themselves “biggest slut” while the twink narrator owns them all. No redemption. No moral comfort.

A mercenary hired by the Black Knights is stranded on a desert island with CC. He likes the look of her all naked and she likes to put on a tough front. Guess what happens next.

Fuck buddies bring shy new friends. We strip and fuck them in a car, roadside, and home.

A true story about my first encounter with incest in my life. My oldest niece and I share a special morning together.

I take my wife to my chiro for treatment! Her vulva shows up on Xrays, so I insist on comparing the real thing to the Xray. We toy with her and make her cum several times as we finger, eat, and fuck her.

After settling uneasily into my horrid existence in this overcrowded jail cell, a reprieve came in the form of a shapely lingerie clad prostitute hired specially for our cell. When it was finally my turn, I was led out of the cell to have my turn with the sexy lady, but the sadistic prison warden had other ideas for it was a ruse so he could crush my hopes. The sadist tortured and humiliated me in front of the whore whom he subsequently fucked in front of me, her phat tits just out of reach.

Teen brother and sister get sex lessons from Auntie, while in Italy. Includes bisexual males, bi females, group sex, and a little incest. Not amazing, but pretty good for something I imagined and typed up while stuck at an airport for half a day.

Have I always been an exhibitionist? It's hard to say. Until I looked it up online, I didn't know what one was. All I know is that one day I was hanging out in my room, and before long I was willingly exposing myself to my neighbours. To strangers. To anyone who cared to look. But I think there were a few more steps to it than that. Let me think...

When you're a twin you think you know everything about your sibling. And other girls. And yourself. Usually, you're wrong on all three counts. That said, learning what you don't know can be fun. Please note the incest code. There's not much going on yet, but that could change. If incest bothers you, skip this story.