Masturbation Stories

If you've ever watched an 80s beach movie and thought, "This could use more existential horror, heavier satire, and a lot more bouncing," then congratulations—this book was made for you. Bikini Beach isn't just a parody. It's a celebration of the vapid, sun-drenched, neon-drenched excess of a forgotten era, when movies didn't need a plot as long as they had slow-motion jiggling and a beach party finale

An enterprising woman finds a way to sell her breast milk to clients, straight from the breast. Along the way, she finds new (and remunerative) ways to expand her business, and collects a stable of willing girls to help her meet her clients' demands. No harm, no foul, just "a zillion orgasms" and plenty of satisfied customers! Here's her story.

Timothy Stewart is the principal of a private high school and he has in his school, a particularly wayward student Allison Walker. When she has come to his office once too many times, he takes her aside for some special instruction on how to succeed in his school!

An erotic memoir of meeting a runway model in college. Despite her aloof manner, this beauty asked me out and confided that her fiance was OK with her screwing others, but she doubted it. She decided to test it with me and it led to more than one close encounter.

How we all had fun this Valentines day

Katy is nineteen, high-maintenance, and knows exactly what she wants: a wealthy couple to spoil her rotten. Jon and Sara are fifty-four, refined, and looking for someone exactly like her. What starts with a Cartier watch ends somewhere none of them expected.

At school someone say to Billy, “Do you know what happens if you pee in the light of a full moon?” Next thing you know, we have men in space and women in orgasm. Illustrated.

Kirstie's budding sexuality is a source of much confusion for her. She finds herself drawn to both boys and girls, until Mia comes into her life that is, then she knows exactly what she wants.