Henry Giddings has a problem that's always been there. It's his oversized penis. To his dismay, only middle-aged or overweight 'size queens' have shown any interest in becoming intimate with his equipment. Through no fault of his own, he's not attracted to 'big' girls, or 'experienced' women nearly twice his age. In the early 1980's, his job takes him to the town of Cactus, TX, where he meets a wholly remarkable young woman. ***EXPECT A SLOW START, SOME ROMANCE, AND SPANGLISH***
Jill has good reason to hate the huge beast: Godzilla killed her husband upon awakening. Now she is tasked with its capture and destruction. At least she thinks she is. The military has another agenda. Which turns out to be fortunate for Jill, her daughter, and the rest of the population as Godzilla didn’t awaken without reason. It has a foe. A foe as dangerous as Godzilla. A novelization based upon an un-filmed screenplay.
After more than two hundred picaresque stories set in the American Revolution, the journals now cover the war's last two years, 1780-81, with more ribald tales.
Ian Dunlop was not a boy to stand by and watch others who were in trouble. But by any standard, his adventures through his youth were anything but ordinary.