John Birch suffers the patronising Aubrey Chatsworth at work, but when he meets Aubrey's wife Eve, his life changes. Their love of Music and Ballet bring Eve and John together.
At seventy-two, Old Tu leaves a forgotten village for Saigon after inheriting a rundown rental block. He comes looking for his lost children, but finds debt, lonely women, gangsters, shame, desire, and a city that will not let an old man stay dead inside.
A The Chronicles of Dan Hayward Story On this day, Dan’s son, Kevin, and his family spend several days with the Haywards. Dan’s daughter-in-law, Leslie, recalls several of the family’s sexual encounters since his visit last August.
Connie and Eli need to work together in a small private office. Her excessive farting embarrassed her, but then Eli put her at ease. He tells her farting is fun, and what comes after (hint, hint) is even more of a blast. There is no dominance, slavery, or cruelty here, just their fetish flag flying free. And then we meet Shitty Sheila, who is even more "productive." It's a Def Comedy Jam, where the Def stands for Defecation.
"Them fuckers in the Services get all the credit for winnin' the goddamn war. But who got their asses shot out of the water to get them their shit, for chrissake? Us fuckers in the Merchant Marine. Goddamn sub-bait." - Cookie Rorke "If you don't like romance, Cookie says go fuck yourself." - Holly Rennick, Merchant Marine Cadet It's hard to explain when you don't speak her language, but then it would be hard for a guy like Cookie to explain even if he did. / (Reviews)
Jacob, a quiet accountant, faces an impossible choice when his daughter Emily pleads with him to save her kidnapped pop idol, Victoria Earnhart. Torn between the life he left behind and the love he has for his daughter, Jacob must confront old ghosts and deadly enemies.