An "ode" to my longest AOL friend who happens to be married (damn! the best ones are always taken!) traveling salesman and a handsome guy! He is responsible for me being involved in texts!
When Trisha stops into a local bar, she doesn't know what's compelled her. But after a chat with the friendly bartender, she finds herself with a brand new outlook on life...and a brand new body to go with it.
Allen Gordon has a strange, but mostly settled and content life with a girlfriend, cushy job, and paid-for home, when a bizarre summons from an odd new government agency takes him off-guard and threatens the very genitals that to him define his very manhood itself.
Men and women often have difficulty connecting with other singles. This new agency has a way to take the pressure off of the first date, getting the sex out of the way right away, and allowing the couples to get to know each other in a more relaxed fashion.