Appalachian Red 'Doc' Winters is a legend in more ways than one. His "doctoring" includes tending to all the folks in Beaver Valley using local herbs and self-taught skills. Doc Winters also has the biggest pecker in the hollar. All gals go see him on their sixteenth birthday. It's a tradition to lose their virginity to him. Like their maws done. Daisy Bell comes to Doc all scared like. She is so homely no man wants to marry her. Then Doc takes a liking to the skinny gal with big tits.
A frustrated Britney Spears goes home to mom to complain about the treatment she's getting from critics. Mom as always has the perfect method to make Britney feel good again.