Paul Hawthorne had always had sexual fantasies about his secretary, Denise, since hiring her. And why not - she was definitely built for fun! But it turns out he wasn't the only one with fantasies...
A Lisa Story Lisa arrived at Nils’ studio just in time to see him begin a painting. “I think you’ll like this one,” he told her. “It’s of you, of course.” “Of course.” Lisa grinned. “Will there be sex in it?” “Of course,” said Nils... Illustrated.
It is Valentine's Day and Ken is on time. He has booked a romantic table for two at Lydia's favourite restaurant. Not only is it their 10th wedding anniversary, but 15 years since their very first date at this very table. He sets a bottle gift bag between her knife and fork, containing a tin can (10th means tin or aluminium bepending on your side of the pond) and leans a large white card envelope against it. He gets a text, she's running late. She's been running late for quite a while now…
John and Lisa had a wonderful marriage except for one thing - her mother! John has tried to be patient and understanding, but a guy can only take so much harping! He's finally pushed over the edge and comes up with a way to shut his mother-in-law up for good!
I've returned home and renewed an acquaintance who has also lost her virginity. We spent a weekend at a lakeside cabin with our parents. Our friendship is finally consummated.