That probably wouldn't have been how Maria would have described it as she lay on the floor, nursing her injured hands. But when she got back from the hospital and realized that she couldn't take off her own panties, possibilities did start to occur to her.
Eighteen-year-old Mary has the body of a fourteen-year-old. She dreams of growing breasts and becoming a groupie. Then her Fairy Godfather appears...
This story was inspired by Joan Jett's rendition of the Jagger-Richards song of the same name.
Soundtrack: Joan Jett, "I Love Rock'n'Roll", "Cherry Bomb" & "Starfucker"
Frank Zappa: "Road Ladies" & "What Kind of Girl Do You Think We Are?"
Doctor Hook: "Roland the Roadie and & Gertrude the Groupie"