There I was minding my own business. Well it wasn't really my business, I just worked there. Anyway, we get attacked by pirates; I get assaulted and kidnapped; and then the best part cums...
An ancient alien race comes to earth intent on the subjugation of the dominant species on the planet, humans! They were a race of symbiotic organisms, they fed off the sexual energy of their hosts. Is earth doomed? How long does humanity have? Can they be stopped? Will anyone even try?
Uncle Hiram might be dead, but Jeff still hated the self-righteous bastard. Hated how the sanctimonious child-molester could reach out from the grave like some deviant ghost to keep him from marrying the girl he loved, his cousin, Molly, the late, unlamented Hiram Wright's niece and one-time plaything.