First Stories

The story of how I tried to find my place in this world. The world visibly had other plans...

Keith Partridge is the lead singer in a rock band, which sounds cool. Except that most of the other members are little kids. And, oh, yes, his mom. Steamed by the restrictions this places on his attempts to be a rock star, he goes into his mom's bedroom to confront her. Surprised but aroused by what he sees, he takes matters into his own hands. She is initially upset but eventually decides it wouldn't be a bad idea to get to know her son in the Biblical sense.

Reluctantly I accept my Executive Assistant's 15-year-old daughter as a summer intern. Events and a devious imagination combine to result in a most intensive -- and invasive -- education for my new protege.

A Harvey Marcus Retrospective
This Retrospective brings Mr. Marcus to a new threshold: sex with a family member. Circumstances beyond his control take him out of town to visit his brother-in-law and his family. Relatively speaking, Mr. Marcus's won't-power (or willpower) has been brutally pummeled by the previous four encounters (or en-cunt-ers). Will he hold the line against incest?

How Did I Get Here continues with the kid's story.