Penises don't come with a size label on them so how's a boy supposed to know? Looking at porn you might be forgiven for thinking that they're all eight inches long.
Sam Goldberg has waited more than two years for his shot at the neo-Nazi snuff pornographers who murdered his parents and fiancee. He gets more than he bargained for, though, when he rescues his enemies' latest intended victim: the lovely young actress Natalie Portman...