A mystery unfolds in a small English town and sets the elegant and dominant Matilda Minerva and her loyal lesbian slave Eleanor off in pursuit of a sensational new girdle, strangely lost...
Billy has a crush on the sixteen-year-old girl that lives down the street from him. Ellen always seemed friendly and would wave back if he waved to her when he walked by her house. Of course, Ellen was two years older than Billy and he thought he would be happy if he even had a chance to talk to her. Until one rainy day changed everything.
Bill believes in monogamy but when his wife has an affair his marriage is exposed as a sham. Expecting to be lonely, he finds that a 50yo in reasonable shape is valued by many women. He ends up disillusioned but far from despondent.