Gaeldess, a pixie fairy, is been chased by an ugly troll when she runs into Taren, a human woodcutter working in the forest. He hides her from the troll and they soon fall in love. But she is too small to pleasure him so she seeks the help of a wizard that lives on a nearby mountain...
The new recruit, Sister Mildred, finds life in the Abbey to be hard and demanding. She has her hardest problem with the vow of chastity that seems to rob her of her vital essence. Thank goodness for her tools of repentance that assure her true contrition and with obvious beneficial side effects that make the night go a lot faster.
Two cops investigating an illegal operation discover something otherworldly which changes their lives, their partnership and who they are forever. While one struggle to accept these changes the other tries to accept the changes of their friendship.