The discovery of Granny Woodbine's Elixir for curing a limp pizzle changes everything at Broad Oaks Retirement Village. It gives ordinary people extraordinary sexual prowess and appetites. Bristol - Bruges- Chelmsford - Cincinnati - Dorchester - Gaborone - New York - San Francisco - Zurich. Their journeys to a quiet part of Dorset, England, in the early 1970s are exotic and diverse. Each one of them eventually surrenders to the control of Arthur Kemp and to the allure of the elixir.
Carla had resolved to marry as a virgin, like her Mum, who taught her to deflect suitors' ardour with HJs or BJs. Carla had one boyfriend, a neighbour but never a life long contender. From afar Carla loved Bryan, who never asked her to date, but time was running out, Bryan's last Eve before a Short Service Commission and Military College, so Carla asked him out. Who would've guessed they were both Master and Mistress of the oral arts, that each lost control and contact. Fast forward 4 years....
This is a short story about Mary Jackson, little sister to Rick Jackson of The Richard Jackson Saga. We learn about some of her trials and tribulations growing up in the Jackson household.
A Painting Meagan Story Meagan wants to feel one of Peter's big loads splashing all over her face, but Debbie thinks that is a terrible idea. Will Meagan and Peter be able to convince Debbie that it would be something she would love to paint?
He catches his former teacher having an affair with the married principal, and can scarcely believe it when she offers to buy his silence with a blowjob.
Ever wonder what goes on back there in the woods? Join an old straight guy as he discovers a place where old men like him do more than play shuffleboard.
At the health club Fay can't take her eyes off one of the women. “I’m Gwen,” she said. “I’m going to make you do things you couldn’t imagine. I’m going to bring you pleasure you would not have thought possible.” Illustrated.
This is a continuation of the story 'Contemplating Mother', but can stand on its own. A man reminisces about his mother and their strange relationship from his teen years to adulthood. There may be a lactation theme, but denial is the point of the story. Nursing persists only as an excuse to indulge in more intimate pursuits.