This story is a parody of the Encyclopedia Brown mysteries. I'd be the first person to admit that I can't write short two or three page mysteries the way Donal J. Sobol does, but at least I can take his characters, age them a few years, and then put them in adult/sexual situations. This should be a fairly short story for me, and after it's done I'll start working on a new Ben 10 story or another Jason story, but in the meantime enjoy this one.
13-year-old Chloe is home alone, on the couch masturbating, while she has phone sex with a guy she's met on the internet. She doesn't hear her father come in but he can't help but to hear her lewd words, and then see what she is doing. End of phone sex; this could be the start of something big.
An Uncle Bob Story Megan is so happy that she's finally old enough to work at Uncle Bob's car wash. She's even looking forward to wearing the skimpy costumes. But even though she's hung around the place for years, there are secrets she's not aware of. Her curiosity about one secret gets her WAY more than she bargained for. The result is, Megan gets very, very wet.
A story in the Life with the Parkers Universe
This is the first story in the 'Life with the Parkers' series. The stories are all self-contained but are more meaningful if read in order. The next story will be 'Fanny and the Boys.'
"My mom's got a crush on you." That's what my best friend Richie said one night when we were just hanging out in my back yard. "Davey, my mother's got a serious crush on you” Of course I was sure he was just clowning around, fucking with me just for the heck of it. I mean, sure, I'd known Richie's mom for ages, since we were seven and in the second grade, and yeah, she's real cute and I've seen her in a bikini and she's got a great body and stuff. But, c'mon – Richie's mom...?
Seeing his little girl dressed up for a party, he is shocked at how she had matured without him realizing it. After she leaves, he turns to alcohol, which begins to eat at his brain, clouding his morals. When she returns, she is in a mild state of depression. Who better than her father to console her?