Almost 40 years ago, our hero found a small Appalachian town where all the women had recently been blessed with bigger breasts and the men had become sterile. What did our hero do? Starts with minimal sex. That will change as as the story continues. (Tags include action in future updates)
When the shop owners in eighteen years old Debbie's home town call her tabs due and she doesn't have a penny, what can she do? It's the middle of a recession, her parents are struggling too, and the only payment that comes to her mind isn't hard currency. Of course these immoral shop owners want more than she initially thought to offer, but Debbie may have found a new talent. Only, what happens if her parents find out? How deep does debauchery run in this boring town in the middle of nowhere?
Alexandra's desires are awakened when she sees her father and his girlfriend fooling around in the hot tub one night. The girlfriend spots her and she runs away and waits for the inevitable telling off. But that isn't how it goes at all.
This story is a parody of the Encyclopedia Brown mysteries. I'd be the first person to admit that I can't write short two or three page mysteries the way Donal J. Sobol does, but at least I can take his characters, age them a few years, and then put them in adult/sexual situations. This should be a fairly short story for me, and after it's done I'll start working on a new Ben 10 story or another Jason story, but in the meantime enjoy this one.
A nun who lost her belief too late to live a different life. An asteroid about to impact. A bottle of vodka on the roof, and the inexplicable hand of fate. People usually part our world filled with regret that they could have been better. Not so our nun. The vodka may have had a hand. This time she doesn't get estranged from her family. This time they get really close, you could say. Let's see if she finds other things to regret this time around.
Seeing his little girl dressed up for a party, he is shocked at how she had matured without him realizing it. After she leaves, he turns to alcohol, which begins to eat at his brain, clouding his morals. When she returns, she is in a mild state of depression. Who better than her father to console her?