Farming Stories

A story in the Cuntry Collection Universe
Sixteen-year-old Ozark boy takes on a family man's responsibilities and makes a good go of it in bed and out.

A story in the Cuntry Collection Universe
Farmer's wife has things she likes to do

A story from the 'Family Lovin' in the Parishes' Universe
Teen needs to marry his aunt and adopt her spinster daughters at their tourist dairy farm on the island of Thigh-Land. Same setting as 'Farmer Frannie the Family Fanny' and 'Mama's Patrons.' You should read one or both of those first. CAUTION: Characters make and eat special cheeses, 'Boobie Brie' and 'Pecker Peccorino'.

Mature woman gives her thoughts on the world's oldest entertainment and how it relates to her farmwife life.

The small-farm valley in Idaho on the western slope of the Grand Tetons was devoid of fit men in 1943. They were all off fighting the war. The job of getting in the harvest and taking care of business was left to the women and older men and boys too young for the war, like 14-year-old Jimmy and Sam. Sam is being covered by the town lawyer who would also like to cover Jimmy. A disabled veteran, Jack Fox, is added into the mix. He is quite able for the women and for Jimmy too.

Farm wife is genetically driven to breed

The setting is Zimbabwe in the mid 1980s, when the whites are being pushed out by a new black ruling class and the land is still lawless, the police more lawless than the rest. A Shona tribe police chief in central Zimbabwe wants fourteen-year-old European boys. The Whitfelds, trying to hold onto their dairy outside Gweru, have a fourteen-year-old blond foster boy, one who already is tasting sex from black men and craves more. The Whitfelds's answer to being able to stay on is an obvious one.

Just because something is a cherished family relic passed down over the generations doesn't mean that you should ever touch it. Some secrets are best kept buried, as two brothers learn all too harshly on their southern farm one hot summer day. Too short for the Halloween story contest but a testament to Halloween nonetheless.